A Funny
A Funny
by Pat on Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:59 pm
Working
people frequently ask retired people:
What
did you do today?
Well,
for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a
shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was
a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We
went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.
So
my wife called him a sh*t-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he
wrote.
Personally,
we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had a Sarah Palin sticker
on it. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age.
people frequently ask retired people:
What
did you do today?
Well,
for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a
shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was
a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We
went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.
So
my wife called him a sh*t-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he
wrote.
Personally,
we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had a Sarah Palin sticker
on it. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age.
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Re: A Funny
by Lazurlite on Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:21 pm
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Re: A Funny
by karen on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:49 am
Now that is exactly how I want to be one day....a crafty old fart!
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