Classifieds

> These classifieds
> actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile
for your
> day...
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> FREE YORKSHIRE
TERRIER:
>
> 8-years old. Hateful little
> thing. Bites!

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> FREE PUPPIES:
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> 1/2 Cocker
Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES:
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> Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
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Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall
> fences in a single bound.
>

>
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> FOUND DIRTY WHITE
> DOG.
>
>
Looks like a rat. Been out awhile.
>
> Better be a big reward.

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> COWS, CALVES: NEVER
> BRED.
>

> Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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>
NORDIC
> TRACK
>
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> $300 Hardly used, call
Chubby.
>

> GEORGIA PEACHES
>
> California grown
- 89 cents/lb.
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>
>
> JOINING NUDIST
>
COLONY!
>
> Must sell washer and dryer $300.
>
>

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> WEDDING DRESS FOR
> SALE.
>
> Worn once by
mistake. Call Stephanie.

> And the best one:
> FOR SALE
BY
> OWNER:
>
> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45
volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer... No longer needed,
Got married last month.
> Husband knows everything.