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Senior Wisdom

Post by Lazurlite/CoCojax on Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:26 am

Senior Wisdom


1. I started with nothing. I still have most of it.

2. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?

3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

5. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

9. The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.

10. I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock.

11. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway though.

12. It was so different before everything changed.

13. Some day's you're the dog, and some day's you're the hydrant.

14. Nostalgia isn't what it use to be.

23. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.

24. Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run (He hates that).

25. Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

26.When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play
chess.

27. If you are living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seatbelt.

28. There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.

29. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

30. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

31. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

32. Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.

33. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.

34. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


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Re: Senior Wisdom

Post by Tanzanite/Cindy on Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:08 pm

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Re: Senior Wisdom

Post by Morganite/Tilly on Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:16 pm

:emot110:

Lmao

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Re: Senior Wisdom

Post by Pat on Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:31 pm

Very cute; thanks.

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Re: Senior Wisdom

Post by Guest on Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:49 pm

lol!

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