Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try
anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I
asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband
replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?" Without missing a beat he says, "It worked for your butt,
didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may
even walk again. Though he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw.
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