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What Begins With F and Ends Witk K

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What Begins With F and Ends Witk K

Post by Tanzanite/Cindy on Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:21 am













Get your
mind out of the gutter……………….
















































A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks,
was having trouble with one of her students
.
The teacher asked,
'Harry, what's your
problem?'


Harry answered, '
I'm too smart for the 1st
grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm
smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'


Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed
to take the test.


Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is
6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,
'I
think Harry can go to the 3rd
grade.'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal,

'Let me ask him some questions.'


The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks,
'What does a cow have four
of that I have only two of?'


Harry, after a moment:
'Legs.'

Ms Brooks:
'What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?'


The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied:
'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks:
'What does a dog do that a man steps
into?'


Harry:
'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks:

'What goes in hard
and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'


The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry replied,
'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks:
'What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a
dog
does on three legs?'



Harry:
'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.


Ms. Brooks:
'What word starts with an 'F' and
ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'


Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher,
'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got
the last seven questions wrong.....'















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Re: What Begins With F and Ends Witk K

Post by Pearl on Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:48 am

LMFAO love it lol lol lol :36%255F2%255F3 i was with principal lol!
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Re: What Begins With F and Ends Witk K

Post by Guest on Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:34 pm

lol!

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Post by Pat on Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:11 pm

Cute

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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:26 pm

  

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Post by windwalker on Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:57 pm

very funny lol! :hehe:
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Re: What Begins With F and Ends Witk K

Post by Morganite/Tilly on Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:28 am

hehe to funny

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Re: What Begins With F and Ends Witk K

Post by Rhon on Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:35 pm

Time for me to go sit in the corner!!! Shocked
omg too funny!

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