mind out of the gutter……………….
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks,
was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st
grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'msmarter
than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and heagreed
to take the test.
'What is 3 x 3?'
'What is 6 x 6?'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I
think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade.'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal,
'Let me ask him some questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four
of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
'What goes in hard
and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and adog
does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and
ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got
the last seven questions wrong.....'
LMFAO love it lol lol lol :36%255F2%255F3 i was with principal
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very funny :hehe:
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hehe to funny
Time for me to go sit in the corner!!!
omg too funny!
omg too funny!
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