Good Housekeeping

1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from
the inside.

2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.


3. Never make fried chicken in the nude.

4. Do not engage in
unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.


5. You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to
start all over again.

6. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door
knobs would be bigger.

7. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with
a glance.

8. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

9.
Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby
creating a romantic atmosphere.

10. When writing your name in the dust
on the table, omit the date.

I do housekeeping for a living..and I have to tell ya..the last one applies to my house..lol..dust is overtaking me..lol. I hate coming home and cleaning my own house after scrubbing someone elses..and on my days off it is worse..all I want to do is play on computer..oh my what is a woman to do? lol.

Oh I love numbers 1 - 5- and 9! Too funny, thanks Pat!