Childbirth at 65

Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was
discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.


'May I see the new baby?' I asked?


'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a
while first.'


Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby
now?'


'No, not yet,' She said.


After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'


'No, not yet,' replied my friend.


Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the
baby?'


'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.


'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he
CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O. K .?!!'