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THE MIRACLE OF TOLIET PAPER

Post by Tanzanite/Cindy on Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:44 am

I got this from a friend in a email and wanted to share....... lol!





The miracle of toilet paper


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid,
stupid
man...

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Post by Cheryl on Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:02 am

I saw this a while ago and loved it. Thanks for the reminder Cindy
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Post by Lazurlite/CoCojax on Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:17 am


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Post by karen on Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:24 pm

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Post by Sher on Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:10 pm

Too freakin funny Cindy!!!! Thanks for the laugh
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Post by Casey on Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:51 pm


I've seen this one before - always makes me chuckle!
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Post by MamaKan on Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:15 pm

LMAO!! That is too funny!!
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