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"SENIORS GETTING MARRIED"

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Post by Tanzanite/Cindy on Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:23 am

"SENIORS GETTING MARRIED"

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are allexcited
about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a
CVS Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure, Why?"

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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Re: "SENIORS GETTING MARRIED"

Post by Guest on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:54 pm

lol! lol! lol!

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