Never Argue with a Woman

by **Tanzanite/Cindy** on Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:04 am

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
Cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance anchors puts her feet upAnd begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat

He pulls up alongside the woman and says'Good morningMa'am.. What are you
Doing?'

'Reading a book' she replies(thinking'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area' he informs her.

'I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment.

I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do thatI'll have to charge you with sexual assault' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you' says the Game Warden.

'That's true but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
Any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
Think.

by Guest on Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:50 pm

that is so funny!!

Never Argue with a Woman

Never Argue with a Woman

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